Alternate Endings

This poem has two endings. The complete versions of each are posted. Decide which you like best.

Achmed

Silent “grr”
Dirty whirr
Up, up
And away
Something has shifted
And now we’re lifted
Up, up
Hooray!
We’re gliding easy
Natural peasey
Not coming down
Today
There’s blood on the ground
And our body parts will be found
A mile or so
Away
Spiritual Awakening
Silent “grr”
Dirty whirr
Up, up
And away
Something has shifted
And now we’re lifted
Up, up
Hooray!
We’re gliding easy
Natural peasey
Not coming down
Today
Our souls have been sifted
And we’re spiritually lifted
We lay with God
All day